Saturday, April 23, 2005

HorRiFyINg News...

this is a rather long post... bt do read it... =)

just a few weeks back... my roomie called me while i was in the library...

roomie: eh... did u help me keep my clothes??
me: no.. i was in school the whole day... wad happened?
roomie: did u see those black black stuffs i was hanging outside.... my lingerie?
me: HUH?? no... u mean they aren't hanging on the laundry lines anymore?
roomie: NO... AHHHH....

her lingerie were stolen... i meant only her bras... and all were black.. bt her undies were still ard... then, she found out, she had already lost one black bra... who could have stolen her lingerie? -suspicious-

so, her bf accompanied her to get new ones...

we thot that wld be the end of the story... but NO......

just today, after her bath, she opened our room door and SCREAMED!!
i was wondering wad had happened... and..
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roomie: hey, did u help me keep my clothes when it was pouring today?

me: HUH?? no... when i went out to keep my lingerie, yours were not there anymore...

roomie: WAD??? i didn't come back to keep them....

me: HUH??? u mean they are stolen AGAIN???

roomie: YA.... they can't possibly drop down or be blown away because i put MANY pegs...

me: oops...

roomie: and now... EVEN my undies are gone... 2 bras and 2 undies... ALL Gone... and they are not black.

me: HUH??? bt why didn't the person take mine?? mine was still hanging outside and i kept it in... and i am sure i didn't take urs, u can take a look at my drawer... i reli didn't take...

roomie: i know it's not you... but why did the person take mine ONLY?? and the person took ALL the clothes pegs as well... it's getting scary...

me: ya... why did the person take yours only? who is so sick in the head? is it a girl or guy?

roomie: could someone keep my lingerie by mistake??

me: eerr... i don't think so, given that u hung them on our laundry lines, in front of our dorm...

roomie: why mine... and ALL were gone... bras and undies... how roomie?? how how??

me: i don't know... i think u'd beta bring your newly-washed lingerie in and hang them in the room... don't hang them outside anymore... and be careful when you're alone, we're not sure if that person only steals lingerie or is stalking you...

roomie: i'm scared lah... will go call my bf now...
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not that i wld like my lingerie to be stolen, but... why did the person take hers and not mine? and that person even took ALL the clothes pegs... i am hoping that mine won't be stolen thou...

i think my roomie is traumatized... and i am scared... who is this person?

for your info, i am not an undergarment thief... i did not take my roomie's undergarments... I SWEAR... i reli hope she doesn't suspect me... :(

well, roomie is talking to her bf now... hopefully she calms down... :(

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